LAWL...

lol, i slept at 1.30am yesterday and woke up at 6.45am this morning. and before you do anything : here's a 3 minute horror video for all the gamers out there
- Smash My PS3
and if it doesnt work, just go to YouTube and search for "Smash My PS3" or you could go to "smashmyps3.com"
note : the dude recieved an awful lot of insults for that :)

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Location : 5 Browser classroom, SMK USJ 12
Date : 25th of April, 2007
Time : around 1015 hours (10.15 am)
Incident : -
bahasa melayu class. bell rings for prefects' recess. all the prefects (well, most of them) head to the canteen. kah tim migrates to the back of the class and sits next to shereena.

pn salasiah : ha, sekarang pindah ke belakang untuk bercerita pula...
chin thye : cikgu, kah tim ada perempuan simpanan. bila michelle keluar, giliran shereena pula...

ROFL. lol. come to think about it, kah tim is the tallest guy in class and his girlfriend is the shortest girl in class. go figure.

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yesterday, i went to that new cinema near Ikano and the Curve. the place is awesome, man. and what more, the tickets only cost RM6. O.o'

here's a piece of advice : go and watch the movie "wild hogs". its so damn funny, people were cracking up in the cinema.

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alright check this out : you know how people are always trying to prove the existence of ghosts, spirits, etc...

well, a grand-aunt and an uncle of mine just passed away recently. one of my relatives claimed that he saw my grand-aunt (his grandmother) being escorted by a beautiful angel. and when that uncle passed away, he also saw him escorted but by an ugly angel (or whatever it is) and he was covered in chains. he was complaining about not being buried in melaka. (well, that's what i heard anyway....i think...)

thinking about this, it opens a possibility that many other things may exist as well. there are so many mysteries out there that humans cannot solve. imagine how many more others are out there and have not even been discovered yet.

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many people believe in luck right? here's a luck-related joke : -

Jake : check this out, man. today is july seventh, right?

Peter : yeah.

Jake : right. the seventh day of the seventh month. i arrived at the horse racing track at seven minutes past seven. my son is seven years old today and we live at number seven, Seventh Avenue.

Peter : let me guess, you bet everything you had on the seventh horse in the seventh race.

Jake : right.

Peter : and he won?!

Jake : no, he came in seventh.

- "rofl..."

rojak....

no, this post has nothing whatsoever to do with rojak. heck, i dont even eat that stuff....
so why did i put it? dunno...

ah, stupidity is bliss....

has anyone noticed how simple-minded people are always so much happier and less worried than complicated people? and if i'm right they probably live longer too... long story short : it's good to be blurr once in a while...

*2 feet from the 3-point line....pull back....jump shot, and....swish...*
haha, i dont know how i do it either...(eh-eleh...)

today at pj (no, not petaling, pendidikan jasmani) :
"fu-yoh, mun howe 3-pointer!!"
*ball misses the hoop altogether*
then the ball bounced some 15 feet away from a bunch of primary school girls, causing them to shriek as if it was raining cockroaches....
ah, what the heck....still lost anyway...

hmm, i need to come up with something to write to be published in this year's school magazine. not that i'm on the editorial board, but on behalf of the class...well, sort of.

and for personal enjoyment, here's a couple of links to some cleverly *cough cough (yeah right)* created flash videos (and in case you're a ham sap fella : no, they're not pictures of people flashing).
- something to laugh at : the gay test (nah, its not really a test but its funny)
- something to drive people up the wall : really annoying song (really, REALLY annoying. in fact, its driving me nuts right now...)

~so long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, so long lives this, and this gives life to....crap, lol~

haiz, busy busy busy....

right, i know i dont post much. now you will know why :
1. usual church service on sundays (either readings, organ or sound system)
2. school latih tubi (ah, dont give a damn)
3. upcoming midyear exam (maybe i'll give it a damn)
4. TWO upcoming math quizzes (DAMN...)
5. possible participation of solar car competition, district level (again)
6. bible knowledge weekly exams and quizzes (yikes)
7. chemistry e-cat presentation project (i would like to call it e-cacat...)
8. music school concert (no comment)
9. est essay long overdue (like a month....)
10. intentions of making an original amv (probably not gonna happen anyway)
11. my daily "lazy time" (ahhaha....haha...ha...)
12. and more....

XP

oh, and the fact that pn regina may ask me to write something for the class page in the majalah sekolah this year. (yea, dont laugh....)

quote : "ahhahahaha....haha...ah...ha...a...."
- i dont know what it means either... -

helplessness

"hey Noel, this should be Affan's full name...."

~ Affan Bintendonesiawa ~ (Affan-binti-Endon-Indonesia-Jawa)

some people really have nothing better to do than to make fun of others....

sometimes i see others in their time of need....but yet i can do nothing....aw, it makes me feel helpless... "the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak"

speaking of that....here's a related joke :

a photographer was determined to prove the existence of ghost so she visited a haunted house. as soon as she entered, she saw the ghost. without checking the camera settings, she finished the entire film shooting the ghost. not only did the ghost stay there but it also posed for her. when the film developed the following week, all the pictures were underexposed. as the photographer put it : "the spirit was willing but the flash was weak".

"sometimes, people just wish they could do the extraordinary. what they don't know is....that they already can..."

ketagihan minigames....

ahhaha, so sorry i had to rush off on the previous post....

for some reason i have a sudden addiction for minigames, gah i feel so pathetic....haiz....

hey, anyone watching american idol? who're you people supporting?? i'd say melinda doolittle is the strongest competitor so far...hard to say though....

eheh, class photos being taken today!! kinda funny la...

photographer to yeh vin : umm boy, can bend down a bit ah?

*yeh vin bends down a little*

photographer *again* : err, can bend down summore ah?

*yeh vin bends his knees further*

ROFL

well, eventually they got it right....i think....haha.

"do you ever feel....like time is always changing its pace?..."

easter...

its finally easter. funny how fast time can fly...

here's a few jokes :

1. Mr Rooster woke up on Easter morning and found a pile of very colourful eggs. So he went into the forest and beat the living shit out of Mr Peacock.

Happy Easter!!

work, work....

work, work....ugh, i'm starting to sound like one of those peons in warcraft 3....

sometimes there are situations when you know you've got something to do or something that you want to do, but you just cant do it.
- "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak." (Matthew 26:41)

well, now's one of those times.... an english speech to write and here i am blogging about how i want to write but just can't do it.

speaking of which, i made this picture over the weekend....

hmm, first time i've done something like this.... anyway, this is a combination of 3 different pictures, a script from the actual game...and a lousy airbrush function....took 1-2 hours. i don't think this picture would make a good wallpaper though (the words kinda get in the way) but you can save it if you want....

Cheers.